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In some peoples minds my list is maybe some what bias ...
I personally don't agree that my list is some what bias (just kidding ...).
You decide for your self eh ... heh ... ;-)

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Acura:     Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile

Audi:     Accelerates Unreliable Dead Ignition

Bmw:     Beastly Monstrous Wonder

Bmw:     Big Money Waste

Bmw:     Brutal Motorized Wreck

Bmw:     Broken Mechanical Wagon

Buick:     Big Ugly Import Car Killer

Camaro:   Cool American Made Auto Runs Outstanding

Chevrolet: Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time  - Thank you etaoinshrdlu @***.***

Chev:     Cheap Heavy Extravagant Vehicles

Chrysler:  Car Has Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engines Runs

Citron:    Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned by A Nut

Dodge:     Dead On Delivery Gone Extinct

Dodge:     Dirty Old Damn Gas Eater

Dodge:     Don't Over DriveGutless Engine -  Thank you RB's Dad.

Dodge:     Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

Dodge:     Dying Or Dead Garbage Emitter

Datsun:    Detroits Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nobody's

Fiat:     Failure In Automotive Technology

Fiat:     Fix It Again Tony

Fiat:     Fix It All the Time

Fiat:     Foolish Italian's Attempt at Transportation - Thank you dcetson@****.***

Ford:     First On Recall Day

Ford:     Fix Or Repair Daily

Ford:     Flip Over Read Directions  -  Thank you Anonymous

Ford:     Folks Oughta Ride Donkey  -  Thank you samoscat @***.***   (***.*** spam guard)

Ford:     Found On Road Dead

Ford:     Friend Of Repair Dealer

Ford:     F**ked On Race Day

Ford:     F**ked Over Rebuilt Dodge

Ford:     F**ker Only Runs Down hills

Ford:     F**king Old Retarded Drivers

Ford:     F**king Over Rated Disaster

Ford:     F**king Owner Real Dumb

Ford:     Driver Returns On Foot  (backwards)

GMC:     Gods Motor Car

GMC:     Gods Motorized Car

GMC:     Get More Chicks

GMC:     Get More Cooler

GMC:     Get More Car

GMC:     Got More Cooler

GMC:     Got More Chicks

GMC:     Got More Car

GMC:     General Mechanical Contraption- Thank you webmann

GMC:     Give Me a Chrysler (not likely)

GMC:     Good Motorized Car

GMC:     Good Mans Car

GMC:     Gotta Mechanic Coming  -  Thank you  rondavis@*******.net

GMC:     Great Mountain Climber  -  Thank you  rondavis@*******.net

GMC:     Garage Mans Companion (only in a good way) - Thank you mfrisch

Honda:     How Odd No Dam Acceleration

Honda:     Hand Over Dollars to Asia

Isusu:     Idiot(s) Under Several Utility Poles -  Thank you webmann

Jeep:     Junk Electrical Emission Parts

Jeep     Just Empty Every Pocket

Mazada:   Made Assuming Zombies Drive Automobiles - Thank you dcetson@****.***

Mazda:     Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

Mopar:     Most Often Passed At Races

Mopar:     Mostly Old Parts And Rust

Mopar:     My Old Pig Ain't Running

Nissan:    Nissan Is Some Scrap Automobile Nightmare

Pinto:     Put In Nickle To Operate Thank you Greg Bush

Pinto:     Put In New Transmission Often

Pontiac:    Poor Old Nut Thinks It's ACadillac!

Porche:    Pulled Over Regularly Cops Have Enough

Renault:    Retarded Engine No Acceleration Lump of Trash

Saab:        Same As Always Broken - Thank you webmann

Saab:     Stupid Arrogant Bent & Broken

Toyota:    Taking Our Yen Out Thanks All

VW:     Very Worthless

This list was started many years ago (the 70's).
A couple of friends of mine and i had a friendly disagreement going for years (still do).
I was for GMC, one was for Ford, the other is a Dodge fan.
I got so many chuckes from it i decided i should share it with the world.

I drive a 2000 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 LT Short Box Stepside 4x4
(chev being a GMC product of course)
My wife drives a 2000 GMC Jimmy 4x4

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